Welcome to the House of Holes, an adult amusement park where fantasy and reality blur in the most titillating of ways. Prepare to be transported to a world crafted by the inimitable Nicholson Baker, where sexual desires find their wildest fulfillment away from conventional norms. Each visitor arrives with different yearnings: Shandee finds companionship in the midst of stone, while Ned plunges through a golf course into a new realm of pleasure. As we follow a cast of characters driven by their primal instincts, 'House of Holes' pushes the boundaries of erotic storytelling, offering a bacchanalian odyssey that's both shocking and irresistible. Beyond just a tale of carnal adventures, this novel challenges us to consider the intricacies of human desire through a narrative that's as playfully inventive as it is explicit. Whether it's an innocent 'penis scrub' or a complex 'cross crotchal interplasmic transfer,' the resort caters to every whim—and beware, for even amidst this wonderland, the mysterious Pearloiner lurks, eager to snatch away one's prized possessions.